My second book, SPACE COW EXPRESS,
is now available. It's a hilarious account of my trips to India.
Click on the cover pic above for more info or to order a copy.
(Paperback, 342 pages.)

Space Cow Express. Adventures in India and Nepal.

Let's go to India for a few sublimely ridiculous non-adventure holidays. It's hot, cheap and freaky over there.
These are the stories of my three trips to India. Most of the action happens in India, but Nepal, Sri Lanka, Singapore, New Zealand, Australia, Indonesia, Netherlands and England also feature. If you have ever travelled in South Asia, you will probably relate to some of this. Look out for the story of the two laundry men who looked similar to each other. They caused all kinds of confusion. The first India trip was from the perspective of a tourist, but for the second and third trips I brought along some larger-than-life personalities, Bongo van Latte and Streev Greebling. Third world or no third world, we're gonna party!
Wittily written, well designed, and illustrated with photographs and artwork.

List of planets where the Space Cow has been sighted:
Earth
Moon*
*While technically a satellite rather than a planet, we cannot overlook the legendary 'Hey Diddle-Diddle' sightings of the Middle Ages. Some cat played the fiddle and a cow was seen jumping over the moon, according to a court jester in attendance on the day.
Note: We are keen to hear from other planets regarding sightings in your area, so that we can lengthen this list.

In the animation below, an autorickshaw makes a quick departure, but then has to back it up to drop off something at his brother-in-law's place.

Click here for the kindle electronic version.

There's even an animation of the Space Cow in dancing mode...

Check out the facebook page for more photos from SPACE COW EXPRESS.

My first book, Rock Stars in Space, is also available:

Or click on the painting pic below to see my online ART GALLERY.